National Recall Of The "Fuck It" Diet
Saying "Fuck It" Fucks You Up
By Associated Press
Published March 28, 2008
Filed at 4:29 a.m. ET
Manufacturers of the "Fuck It" Diet are urging a recall from all drug store retailers. There have been some serious sides effects not intended for its consumers. There have been reports of ice cream binging, low quiz scores, and excessive amounts of friend beef. Consumers are losing sex appeal, their scholarships, and their comradity. The continuation of this drug throughout the black community is hazardous to its social welfare.
"I never thought it would happen like this...I mean, it went from 'fuck it' to "fuck outta here" in 2.3 seconds!" stated Ciara Robinson, Founder and CEO of "Fuck It" Diet Industries.
According to studies found by the Department of Psychology at Temple University, the diet is causing social deterioration. It is known to promote feelings of isolation, fickleness, and aggravtion. Effects seem to be more severe in young black women.
Consumers: If you return your remaining dosages to your nearest convenience store, you will receive your full refund. In order to recuperate from the damaging side effects, consumers are directed to gain control over their situations, and progress.
"It's an undeniable loss, but the last thing I wanted was for someone to get hurt." stated Robinson as she exited down the courtroom steps.
(Love And Respect Each Other Black Women, We're All We've Got)
4 comments:
love you for this one.
really.
::laughing, nonetheless::
didnt the FDA require a warning label? were people not warned of the side effects?.... irresponsible.. :|
These are the unintended side effects...
There's an underlyin message in it. I hope the ppl involved get it better than u did...lol
lmao... i love you ci.. and this is me leaving u a link to my page I didn't even know u were on here! i didn't invest in the fucc it diet. however i seriously contemplated it. :)
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