Monday, March 31, 2008

Public Service Announcement

Non-Violence

The violence among blacks is out of control, simply because it exists. We all came to this country the same way and we are supposed to look out for one another. I attended a performance sponsored by a Latina sorority on non-violence. There I listened to a heart felt story of a widow and her grandchild dealing with the psychological and financial repercussions of her spouse being tortured and murdered by two young black men performing armed robbery. The story was read from an article told on a first hand basis. It was horrible because as the widow described the dialogue, the robbers seemed as though they enjoyed torturing the innocent man of about 60 years old. They burned him several times, choked him with a thin wire, then killed him with a gunshot him in the back. They threatened the woman and her grandchild many times throughout the robbery. They left with about $20 and the man's watch. It's hard enough as blacks to endure the financial burdens, the social discrimination, and the psychological destruction of our history, but we have to protect ourselves from each other as well.

We are representing the heinous crime every time we talk about each other negatively, judge one another, and get envious. Stop hating each other. This self hate in our black community has stifled togetherness and growth. Promote good behavior and morals instead of judging those who don't understand its relevance.

Stop the self destruction. Don't hate the next girl because "she's fake" or "she doesn't speak to you". Encourage positivity by introducing her to new things or show her that's its OK to let her guard down. Black women stop finding flaws in each other and embrace our beauty. So what she has big lips, they have to be that big to frame her pearly whites just right.

And NOTHING is worth resulting to violence for! We have to find other ways of coping with our aggression. We adapted this barbaric form of problem solving from slavery. Beating each other senseless only perpetuates the wrongdoing that caused you to raise your fist (in worst cases 'gun') in the first place. Our struggles don't stem from each other, lets battle the true enemies- our fucked up health care system, the monopolizing rich, police brutality, our financial ignorance... are any sirens going off? Don't kill him for robbing you, kill the system that makes him resort to it.

It has to start with us though.

We have to realize the destructive behavior that we are exhibiting and focus that energy on volunteering, promoting positivity, and solutions to uplift our race.

This reminds me of a track on Erykah Badu's newest album, called Twinkle. PLEASE listen to the WHOLE SONG includign the message afterward, Ignore that weird shyt in the middle tho

Friday, March 28, 2008

WARNING!


National Recall Of The "Fuck It" Diet
Saying "Fuck It" Fucks You Up

By Associated Press
Published March 28, 2008

Filed at 4:29 a.m. ET

Manufacturers of the "Fuck It" Diet are urging a recall from all drug store retailers. There have been some serious sides effects not intended for its consumers. There have been reports of ice cream binging, low quiz scores, and excessive amounts of friend beef. Consumers are losing sex appeal, their scholarships, and their comradity. The continuation of this drug throughout the black community is hazardous to its social welfare.

"I never thought it would happen like this...I mean, it went from 'fuck it' to "fuck outta here" in 2.3 seconds!" stated Ciara Robinson, Founder and CEO of "Fuck It" Diet Industries.

According to studies found by the Department of Psychology at Temple University, the diet is causing social deterioration. It is known to promote feelings of isolation, fickleness, and aggravtion. Effects seem to be more severe in young black women.

Consumers: If you return your remaining dosages to your nearest convenience store, you will receive your full refund. In order to recuperate from the damaging side effects, consumers are directed to gain control over their situations, and progress.

"It's an undeniable loss, but the last thing I wanted was for someone to get hurt." stated Robinson as she exited down the courtroom steps.





(Love And Respect Each Other Black Women, We're All We've Got)





Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Wat a Ka-winky-dink

Touch My Body

lay me on the floor, wrestle me around, play with me somemore

Touch My Body

put me on the bed, i jus wanna make ya feel like u never did

Touch My Body

let me rub my waist, all around ur face, just a little taste
(may not be the real words, but they shud be)

Touch My Body

do you like my curves, come on and giv me wat I deserve


Bye guys! We're off to the Waldorf so he can Touch My Body!
o yea...i like the song too


...hehe

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Ahhh...

I don't know whether to attribute this feeling to my singality or cannibusness, but my mind has been wandering into the wonderful world of erotica. I used to think this was a creepy boy trait. U kno... that clinical study that proved that men think about sex every 5.7 seconds or sum shyt like that. Doesn't seem so unlikely now. Now that I haven't been so...regular, my estrogen has been sky rocketing. Naturally...I've developed a closer relationship with myself. ...It's great. Yup, when Im stressed, I type in those special "keywords" that "do it for me"into my lil Rude site, grab so handy dandy..., and... ahhhh

So I recommend that next time YOU get stressed, have a lil fun with yourself...
Stress reliever without the requirement of protection, attachment of strings, and even a man...erotic independence

Tristesse Joie

Eh em... ; )
i want to formally show gratitude toward two genres that have craved my musical appetite. French Pop and House music. A recently reunited friend reunited me with reunion of a lil French group, Les Nubians. I used to love them in middle school and somehow knew all the words, even tho I never understood what I was saying.
Pardon me im rambling... proceeding ; )
Then I was watching MTV and their "artist of the week" is this French artist named Yelle. From what I've "YouTubed", I like her music. The french language is so intriging...sounding. Thru my tube journeys I stumbled upon a house mixed version of one of her songs. I bumped to it, SHUT DOWN, even broke into "the step" ; )

...it reminded me of cookouts, vouging and croussants.
o the treasures in life


Monday, March 24, 2008

Eye to Eye

(k this is B... Brandi... Amachi)
Ok so thanx Zay. GOOFY MOVIE BABY!
So im sittin in my room with C's n Zay and Zay is like he needs to hear this cut. Guess what it is!
Eye to Eye by Max from A Goffy Movie. Ciara is laughin at me right now cause im actually bloggin ablout this but, I feel as though this is cool enough to share with everyone. When I was a kid I watched the Goofy movie repeatedly. FAV for real! Max was that dude and I always fantasied about creating my own "leaning tower of Cheeza!" So here it is one of the coolest Disney songs ever!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

My New Diet Plan

Iight...Im always thinking about ways to manage my weight, becase it seems to flucuate so often. Seriously I hav "fat periods", where a few days'll go by and I can only fit into sweats comfortably. A few days later, I'll b able to show my stomach, or so I think...please inform me if u catch me sloppin. Anyway I've created this new Diet Plan designed for those who are unhappy with their weight. I talked to Billy Blanks about sponsoring me and Im thinking about an infomercial. Hit me up for a free trial, i need testemonies. I have tried it several times during Spring Break and I really think this is gonna be BIG.

Its called the "Fuck It" diet.

Mission: To kill the self-consciousness and unhappiness that plagues America's obese through weed, laughter and eating.

History: My mother once encouraged a friend of mine to smoke everynow and then, she said it helps u to just say "fuck it". That moment has helped me to develop a way to manifest my nonchalant attitude towards life's issues through a substance we all know as marijuana. I naturally possess the "fuck it" gene, but I others need a boost. I spent several weeks in the lab creating this diet plan that not only helps you to not be self concious about ur image, but to kno when to say "fuck it" to other issues... low life boyfriends, deceitful friends and even bad sex.

How does it work?
U can achieve contentness with your self-image in three easy steps!

Step One: After you send me your payment. $10 for each pre-rolled bluntette. I get one of my "sponsors" to deliever the goods to a hood near you. After reading the instructions carefully, you use as directed. You can even share it amongst your friends. (up to 4 ppl per bluntette) If done right, this step should give you a calm, happy feeling. You should be able to look in the mirror and not give a fuck about ur appearance anymore! Yes, I said it, instant results.

Step Two: Call ur funniest friend. U don't hav any friends? Go to ur local video store or bootlegger and get Katt Williams; American Hustla!

Step Three: You will need to locate the nearest Checkers or McDonalds (whichever you prefer) with at least $8. Now this part of the diet gets specific, you MUST order:
Checkers: 1 Champ w/ cheese, 1 Med fries, and a Med Strawberry Banana milkshake
McDonalds: 1 cheeseburger, 1 Med fries (i reccommend you inquire whether they are fresh), 1 Med Vanilla milkshake (eggnog, if tis the season) and a cinnamon melt.

After you've completed these steps you will be high, full, and laughing your ass off. You will no longer be concerned with your weight or how you look. Problem Solved. REPEAT TWICE DAILY. You will notice that the "fuck it" capabilities of the product will spill into other aspects of your life for added revitalization. If you feel yourself slipping, just repeat the words "fuck it", or call the 24hr "fuck it outline" (will be up shortly) and the represtatives will be happy to help you through your crisis.

Side Effects: red, puffy eyes, ass growth, uncontrollable laughter, obesity, heart attack, stroke, diabetes, and death- but everybody dies sooner or later.

Cool Outrageous Lovers Of Uniquely Raw Style

Ima lil tardy, but I like sharing music that I've just heard. I believe that its my duty to expose my circle to good music that they may not have heard. So...chillin in front of my house w/ my homie at like 6:30am, (u kno how we do, early bird gets the worm and I had to hit the block to get that early paper) I herd THIS song. My block buddy finally understood his music sharing friend responsibilities and its been a rap ever since. Now Im offically a Cool Outrageous "Lady" Of Uniquely Raw Style.

I never even knew Fonzworth had an album, another lesson learned by Pod the Great!


Tuesday, March 18, 2008

American Boy

I was drivin over winter break and this dope ass song came on the radio. For those who kno me, all talking must cease wen a song I like is on...so yea everything SHUT DWN. My carmate got mad but o well, he's history anyway...lol. But I never got the name of it and didnt kno the artist:(

Over this break I was over my ppls house having a BLAST... blown and drowning (thanx Madi) and they kept talking about this video that they wanted to come on. It finally came and do ya believe it? it was the same song!

So feel free to go ahead and enjoy it, play it 7 times if u'd like (luv u Maddy...lol)

And yes that really is a fur pea coat...buttons, collar and all